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Star Trek Pocket Cowl 

Keep your neck warm with these made to order Star Trek inspired cowls. Soft and cozy with a perfect pocket for your communicator! Available in Command Gold, Operations Red, and Science Blue. The Command Gold is made from 100% wool, and the Operations Red and Science Blue are 100% acrylic. Stripes designate rank and are available in Captain (thick-thin-thick), Commander (thick-thick), Lieutenant-Commander (thick-thin), and Lieutenant (thick). 

Pin not included.

Available for sale at my etsy shop 

This has just made my life.

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justskippingalong:

THE FADE TO BLACK OH MY GOD I LITERALLY CAN’T BREATHE RIGHT NOW

WHAT

meep

That was awesome and strange. However having shine as the background music made it amazing.

California Raisins

"Holy cow I’m turning into a California Raisin!" —Yelled by me upon the realization that I stayed in the bath too long. My feet look like death.

Which brings up the thought.

I look like a raisin, maybe I was destined to turn into a dead grape. We eat DEAD grapes. SO… does that mean that raisins are Zombie Grapes?

I don’t want to turn into a zombie grape. I haven’t lived my life yet, haven’t met any celebrities. This is unfair. I used to think raisins were safe, apparently I’ve been living in a bubble of lies.

The Future of Starfleet

Sometimes I get upset because my children’s children’s children will probably witness the beginning of unprecedented space travel. I want to be able to decide: college or Star Fleet?
I would have said fuck off to college and gone into the sciences or even medical. My life could be something so amazing and there could be a real Vulcan civilisation out there. How decidedly kick ass would that be? The answer is Illogically kick ass. But I do love being a child of the 90’s so maybe,by the time I’m old enough to be an admiral, maybe they’ll freeze my body and let me wake up in San Francisco. That would be the best life.