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Star Trek Pocket Cowl 

Keep your neck warm with these made to order Star Trek inspired cowls. Soft and cozy with a perfect pocket for your communicator! Available in Command Gold, Operations Red, and Science Blue. The Command Gold is made from 100% wool, and the Operations Red and Science Blue are 100% acrylic. Stripes designate rank and are available in Captain (thick-thin-thick), Commander (thick-thick), Lieutenant-Commander (thick-thin), and Lieutenant (thick). 

Pin not included.

Available for sale at my etsy shop 

This has just made my life.

akkain

lukeisnotsexy:

windows98:

justskippingalong:

THE FADE TO BLACK OH MY GOD I LITERALLY CAN’T BREATHE RIGHT NOW

WHAT

meep

That was awesome and strange. However having shine as the background music made it amazing.

California Raisins

"Holy cow I’m turning into a California Raisin!" —Yelled by me upon the realization that I stayed in the bath too long. My feet look like death.

Which brings up the thought.

I look like a raisin, maybe I was destined to turn into a dead grape. We eat DEAD grapes. SO… does that mean that raisins are Zombie Grapes?

I don’t want to turn into a zombie grape. I haven’t lived my life yet, haven’t met any celebrities. This is unfair. I used to think raisins were safe, apparently I’ve been living in a bubble of lies.